wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
REAL HARDCORE SMUT NSFW MUST BE +18 TO RAED
dean put his peen peen in cas’ badonkadonk and cas said “ow” and dean hit cas magic orgasm spot and cas said “ooo” and dean weNt *squirt* and cas went *squirt* the end